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ptajay
04-01-2009, 06:28 PM
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquorstore and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is, sadly, controlling your life. Get help immediately.

backwoods
04-02-2009, 09:43 AM
I'm afraid it is too late for me.... I must already be infected!!! :(

ptajay
04-03-2009, 03:36 PM
I'm afraid it is too late for me.... I must already be infected!!! :(

sorry about your luck

backwoods
04-03-2009, 04:43 PM
sorry about your luck

Just kidding... I work for a cool company and look forward to work everyday... :cool:

Still may need a dose of "Constant Reminder Of Work Negation" from time to time...